Post by Khasar on Aug 24, 2013 18:38:34 GMT -8
Khasar's smile faded, and his left eyebrow went from his usual somewhat sarcastic bend to a full arch. "Monsters? You mean real monsters? As in giant, human eating, flesh melting, acid spitting, undead, scaly, furry, spider-esque, soul ripping monsters? Here in this village? Sky Father damn it! I just got here! Can I get a second of rest?! Or do I just walk out into the sun and say, 'Oh, looks like a nice day, maybe I should pick apples?' BAM! Arrows flying in, as fate just decides to dump a whole bunch of shit on my plate. I mean every time, every time I think something could be normal. NO! For some reason a young swordsmen can't walk up to a civilian without them saying, 'Oh bandits stole my magic muffin, you've got to go get it, it will let you pass through dimensions with a single bite.' Or better yet, 'Oh, adventurer, could you take time out of your busy schedule, I need someone to pull these evil weeds out of my garden, they're ingredients for a summoning of a demon, and I don't want them falling in the wrong hands.' Then I give it to them, and oh, his are the wrong hands. So now I have some dark dooming sorcerer to kill, who won't summon a demon. No, he's just making stew, but I can't leave because the great hero has to stop everything anyone perceives as a threat! Just one day, one night. Sleep without being awoken to check on a dragon, a walk that doesn't stumble into some cult meeting, dancing with a girl who isn't the daughter of some evil politician, eating food that isn't poisoned to blackmail me into finding some antidote at the same time as some ancestral battleaxe!"
Khasar looked at the other two. He grinned and scratched the back of his neck, laughing he said, "Just kidding. I haven't slept that long see, about two full days and only a three hour nap. But, hey if there's a threat to all these innocent people, I'm happy to help." He smiled as again, but his eyes were heavy. Odds were monsters struck at night, and he'd only be able to sleep in the afternoon. Great.
Khasar looked at the other two. He grinned and scratched the back of his neck, laughing he said, "Just kidding. I haven't slept that long see, about two full days and only a three hour nap. But, hey if there's a threat to all these innocent people, I'm happy to help." He smiled as again, but his eyes were heavy. Odds were monsters struck at night, and he'd only be able to sleep in the afternoon. Great.